{"product_id":"green-pea-pod-christmas-ornaments-kitsch-unique-glass","title":"Green Pea Pod Christmas Ornaments Kitsch Unique Glass","description":"green pea pod ornament, kitsch christmas ornaments, food ornaments, christmas ornaments glass handmade, christmas ornaments unique, christmas novelty, vintage christmas ornaments, ornaments green, christmas stocking stuffers, christmas ornaments for foodies\n \n\n About sixty designs from last year's run are sitting at fifty percent off right now, which is either a clearance sale or a controlled demolition, depending on how you feel about inventory. Nobody's holding anything. Nobody's reserving anything. It's first come, first shipped, the same policy as a buffet, and about as dignified. Order today, it ships today. Order next week, and whatever's left is what's left — possibly still great, possibly the one nobody wanted for reasons that will become obvious the moment it arrives. Free shipping on orders over $500. Under that, it's 10% off, which is Chive's way of saying we'd still like to see you.\n \n\n My coworker Danielle, who minored in botany for reasons she has never fully explained, took one look at this ornament and said, \"You know that's not actually a pea pod, right? Peas are a legume, and this rendering has the seed spacing of a fava.\" I did not know that. I said \"sure\" the way you say \"sure\" to a dental hygienist telling you something about your gumline while her hands are in your mouth.\n \n\n She brought it up again at the warehouse three separate times over two weeks, each time with a slightly more specific botanical objection, and each time I said \"sure\" again, because agreeing with Danielle costs nothing and disagreeing costs an afternoon.\n \n\n Here is what I can confirm without a minor in anything: it's glass, it's a cheerful green, and it has three plump peas peeking out of the seam like they're checking if it's safe to come out yet. It isn't trying to survive a botany exam. It's trying to hang on a tree and make someone smile, and at that job it succeeds completely.\n \n\n 672 units are sitting in the warehouse and exactly zero have sold yet, which either means nobody's discovered it or the whole category is one green vegetable ornament away from a sleeper hit. I'd put my money on the latter, mostly because I have to look at the inventory report every week and would like it to say something different.\n \n\n Good for the buyer building a food and garden ornament wall, a farmers-market gift shop, or anyone with a customer who has strong feelings about crudité. Danielle would want me to tell you it's not technically a vegetable either. I'm not going to. Some things a Sedaris paragraph has to protect you from.\n \n\n Also searches well for: pea pod ornament wholesale, vegetable christmas ornaments, garden themed ornaments, food ornaments handmade glass, christmas ornaments for gardeners, unique christmas ornaments wholesale, christmas stocking stuffers funny","brand":"Chive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52012045271357,"sku":"ORN268","price":17.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0898\/7282\/6685\/files\/c22ae26780fad8a4d852a2139eba0bcb07ce02b8062518b15f46b68ac17f5ad9.png?v=1784658627","url":"https:\/\/dunnandsonnier.com\/products\/green-pea-pod-christmas-ornaments-kitsch-unique-glass","provider":"Dunn and Sonnier","version":"1.0","type":"link"}